turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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mooliesauce:

ellieiero:

you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination

and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs

I think about this a lot

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rebeccacrane:

you know what’s cool

when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before

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a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

(via orgasmic-humor)

unicorn-ice:

prom look

unicorn-ice:

prom look

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sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

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giveme5secs:

how to ruin your life:

  • actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance

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enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

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sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

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dennys:

If you’re reading this it means you have an exquisite taste for blogs. 

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